30 maggio 2011

LUCHA VaVOOM – Part 1: Caina vs Little Chicken (Los Angeles – Cinco de Mayo 2011) | ENGLISH VERSION



From the first time that Caina saw him, the obsession took us: SHOULD BE OUR! Color: Yellow. Height: midget. Last known address: Los Angeles. Codename: Li'l Chicken (Little Chicken).


Finally the moment had come: landed in America, between us and the bird would come the day of engagement. Yes, because we managed to grab tickets to one of the most incredible show of all California, all across America, all over the world: Lucha VaVoom.


It's the show in which "sex and violence" dangerously dancing together, drinking tequila with some weird Mexican wrestlers that you cannot imagine. Here, some incredible "Buxoticas" (ultra sexy dancers) and violent "Luchadores" (mexican wrestler) meet each other, to give the public what is promised: SEXO Y VIOLENCIA in massive doses. All things are good, provided in excessive way. The only rule (fundamental) : for every scream "LUCHAAA" must be a second scream "VAVOOM!" that makes the whole theatre bouncing!

Cinco de Mayo comes ... all those gringos will be there to celebrate the Revolucion ... to the sound of "Mexican Masked Wrestler" and "Saucy Striptease." Li'l Chicken will be there ... and we will be behind him.


Our camera flash would have stolen his soul, for a memorable Caina's reportage. Caina quivering dressed up, to go unnoticed among the mexican peones and enters into the damned show inside the beautiful Mayan Theatre in Downtown ... fever begins to rise ...



We admire the spectacular Mexican-Exploitation-Style and taste good tacos with chili!


We walk between a public already delirious, angry and agitated ...


Masked chicanos and ultra-sexy vixens ...


Suddenly the lights are more dazzling, the sounds explosive, and then a scream ... a scream louder and louder ... do you hear too??? " LUCHAAAAAAAA ... VAVOOMMM"! The Show begins ... have a look ... 



Just remember the basic rule ... if we say LUCHAAA you will have to scream VAVOOMMM!

Caina sits right next to the stage, nothing should escape us, we do not want to miss a single drop of sweat, which is due to sexo violencia ... doesn't matter! At 20.30 o'clock, pacific time, the show begins!


Dressed up like the Machete's wife, completed with machine gun and cartridge belt, appears on stage Lux La Croix ... one of the most amazing sexy performer that we have ever seen! ... A really Satanic Pandemonium!


A stratospheric buxoticas that beats in speed our optical devices.
 

But as they saying "the show must go WEIRD" ... so here's the combative presenter of the evening: the enchanting Alberto el Chilakill. After arrive the extravagant commentators: Tom Kenny & Blaine Capatch. LUCHAAA VAVOOMMM!
 

After Sexo we meet Violencia ... but a big surprise: the luchadores protagonists of the first match are really angry Wonder Woman: Rosa Picosa and Paloma!
 


 

The blonde is the winner, that hypnotizing with her boobs the male luchadores, will prevail on the black one.


LUCHAAA!!! … VAVOOMMM!!!

Here's the second match. On the stage appear some ku-klux-fucking Yankees that are ready to oppose two poor chicane girls!


But the girlie pulls out physical training and muscles, and defeat the bad guys!
Mexico - Usa = 2 - 0!


More Sexo for us: here is to appear the sensual buxoticas Bonita LaBelle, really "bonita" dressed and naked!


Her "slow dance" inflames the "corazon" and fever rise up!



LUCHAAA!!! …. VAVOOMMM!!!

But there is no "siesta" for Caina, we feel the room get excited ... a screeching poultry scream invades the hall ... he's coming ... introduced by his trusted henchmen CRAZY CHICKENS ... we see him, the mini luchadores: Li'l Chicken you will be our ... Li'l Chicken you will be roasted, Li'l Chicken you will be cooked at Roscoe's ... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'L CHICKEN!



We see him, his eyes in our eyes, and then his rushing dance, and Caina does not understand anything anymore and ... and ... it is LOVE! We forget our mission: "Oh little golden angel fell from heaven, Casanova chicken of america, beautiful bird with bright feathers ... WE LOVE YOU !!!!!!!


Now totally delirious we scream loudly: "Li'l Chicken please beat your nefarious opponent's the Mini Calavera!"
 

But the evil dwarf, accompanied by two enormous Calaveras, destroys the CRAZY CHICKENS!


Only the divine intervention of our mini fledged hero can save the match!


The struggle between the mini luchadores was a real clash beetwen two giants in miniature! With some moments of pure technique, prohibited strokes, and acts of mockery!



And just when Li'l Chicken seems to succumb ... 


... "The Good wins and Evil loses" ... the LI'L CHICKEN beats everything and everyone ... and as a final humiliation splits a small gutar in heads of the bad guys. We borrow a shot of the photographer Timothy Norris (LAWeekly) that captured this highlight moment!


Caina, however, exceed the reporter in sagacity, managing to steal the sacred relic of the event ... the saints guitar's shreds ... that proudly flaunt in our mansion!
LUCHAAA ... VAVOOMMM!


Satisfied and fulfilled, we leave you with this wonderful picture appeared on LAWeekly ...


Fly Li'l CHICKEN, fly Maradona of Mini-Luchadores, fly Nino with Crystal yellow Plumage ... and glides smoothly between an excited audience that loves YOU!
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Here ends the first part of the report devoted to Lucha Vavoom ... in the second part will be mucho Sexo y mucha Violencia ... See you soon! LUCHAAAAAA! VAVOOMMMMM!

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